Trying to Date a Grammar Nazi

I silently and, sometimes, not-so-silently correct people's grammar all the time. Recently, I've been trying online dating. Karina Fabian, a fellow author (who is amazing, you can read more about her here), has helped me come up with the following so that I can tell you how it's going. Enjoy!

I'm not very high maintenance. But woe be unto you if you don't know how to use grammar and punctuation.